http://www.ifsja.org/forums/vb/showthread.php?t=134867
"Truck Norris doesn't need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs."
"The only thing that can be hauled by Truck Norris is pain."
"A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Truck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there."
